Controller of the Net

Apparently I have a button that controls internet access at work: Coworker: Scott, did you know that the internet is down this morning? Me: Yes. Coworker: Is there anyway you can get it back up? Me: No. Coworker: So it's down down? Me: Yes. Coworker: Okay, thank you! Me: GRRRRRRR!!!!! With this button, I shall rule the world! MUAHAHAHA!